EroScope

 

for

 

Anna Kournikova

 

Text by Astrolabe Inc.

Software by Ray White

Copyright ® Astrolabe Inc. 2001

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Planetary Positions

 

 

 

                        Planet                              Sign                     Longitude                Declination

 

                  q    Sun                 is in      d    Gemini             16`   47'    58"         +22`    47'  00"

                  w   Moon             is in      g    Leo                 25`   26'    15"         +14`    56'  00"

                  e    Mercury          is in      f     Cancer             5`   05'    05"         +23`    08'  00"

                  r     Venus             is in      f     Cancer             2`   55'    59"         +24`    22'  00"

                  t     Mars               is in      d    Gemini              1`   44'    30"         +20`    33'  00"

                  y    Jupiter             is in      z    Libra                0`   37'    25"          + 1`    02'  00"

                  u    Saturn             is in      z    Libra                3`   00'    07"          + 1`    06'  00"

                  i     Uranus            is in      x    Scorpio           27`   18'    45"          -19`    21'  00"

                  o    Neptune          is in      c    Sagittarius        23`   40'    18"          -21`    56'  00"

                  p    Pluto               is in      z    Libra               21`   41'    32"          + 7`    45'  00"

                  l     N. Node         is in      g    Leo                  4`   10'    02"         +19`    13'  00"

                  $    Chiron            is in      s    Taurus             19`   58'    37"         +15`    39'  00"

 

 

Planetary Aspects

 

                  q    Sun              is    S   Opposite             o    Neptune        The orb is  6` 52'

                  q    Sun              is    F    Trine                   p    Pluto             The orb is  4` 54'

 

                  w   Moon          is    D   Square                i     Uranus          The orb is  1` 52'

                  w   Moon          is    F    Trine                   o    Neptune        The orb is  1` 46'

                  w   Moon          is    G   Sextile                 p    Pluto             The orb is  3` 45'

                  w   Moon          is    D   Square                $    Chiron           The orb is  5` 28'

 

                  e    Mercury       is    A   Conjunct             r     Venus            The orb is  2` 09'

                  e    Mercury       is    D   Square                y    Jupiter           The orb is  4` 28'

                  e    Mercury       is    D   Square                u    Saturn           The orb is  2` 05'

                  e    Mercury       is    C   Semisextile          l     N. Node       The orb is  0` 55'

                  e    Mercury       is    Z    Semisquare          $    Chiron           The orb is  0` 06'

 

                  r     Venus          is    C   Semisextile          t     Mars             The orb is  1` 11'

                  r     Venus          is    D   Square                y    Jupiter           The orb is  2` 19'

                  r     Venus          is    D   Square                u    Saturn           The orb is  0` 04'

                  r     Venus          is    C   Semisextile          l     N. Node       The orb is  1` 14'

 

                  t     Mars            is    F    Trine                   y    Jupiter           The orb is  1` 07'

                  t     Mars            is    F    Trine                   u    Saturn           The orb is  1` 16'

                  t     Mars            is    S   Opposite             i     Uranus          The orb is  4` 26'

                  t     Mars            is    G   Sextile                 l     N. Node       The orb is  2` 26'

 

                  y    Jupiter          is    A   Conjunct             u    Saturn           The orb is  2` 23'

                  y    Jupiter          is    G   Sextile                 i     Uranus          The orb is  3` 19'

                  y    Jupiter          is    G   Sextile                 l     N. Node       The orb is  3` 33'

 

                  u    Saturn          is    G   Sextile                 l     N. Node       The orb is  1` 10'

                  u    Saturn          is    X   Sesquiquadrate    $    Chiron           The orb is  1` 58'

 

                  o    Neptune       is    G   Sextile                 p    Pluto             The orb is  1` 59'

 

                  p    Pluto            is    V   Quincunx             $    Chiron           The orb is  1` 43'

 

 

Emphasis in Elements

 

                  Fire              : wol                            Total = 3           Weighted Score = 5

                  Earth            : $                                Total = 1           Weighted Score = 0

                  Air               : qtyup                         Total = 5           Weighted Score = 8

                  Water          : eri                              Total = 3           Weighted Score = 5

 

Emphasis in Modes

 

                  Cardinal       : eryup                         Total = 5           Weighted Score = 7

                  Fixed           : wil$                           Total = 4           Weighted Score = 5

                  Mutable       : qto                             Total = 3           Weighted Score = 6

 

 

Weights Used Above

 

 

              Sun               = 3       Moon          = 3       Mercury       = 2       Venus            = 2

              Mars             = 2       Jupiter          = 1       Saturn          = 1       Uranus          = 1

              Neptune        = 1       Pluto            = 1       N. Node      = 1       Chiron           = 0

             

 

[Disclaimer: Rated NC-17
If you are looking for a romantic, lovey-dovey astrology report, you won’t find it within these pages.  Please keep in mind all of the kinky, spirited and feisty remarks you will read are only intended in the spirit of fun, and are only suggestions for ways to play and perhaps challenge your boundaries.  Feel free to happily ignore all wet and salacious remarks that do not apply.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Herein lies the Gate to your Sexual Self
Its scent is musky and its feel is moist.  Its song is sweet and trembling, feverish and blinding, dark and tormenting, frigid and cold.  If you read things here that furrow your brow, causing a crease that looks remarkably like a little man in a boat, this is a sign from the gods that you are about to learn something momentous!  Brace your buttocks in your chair!  Should you not be in the mood to knock on the limbic door of your inner brain, quickly shut this report!  No one need ever know…

 

 

The Building Blocks Of Your Nature

Versatile!
You don’t have too many planets in the earth signs in your chart (Virgo, Taurus, and/or Capricorn).  Without much earth, you can be ungrounded and impractical, lacking in that most wondrous commodity; common sense.  Nevertheless, your devil-may-care attitude regarding sexual engagements and adventures is to be seen, heard, and felt!  A vibrating string on a musical instrument, you can be like quicksilver.  You either float off into the ether and never have an actual sexual consummation, or innocently take foolish risks, perhaps ending up with a leather mask placed over your head, a ball gag in your mouth, and bound to a post.  You are fun and stimulating, and will have your lover screaming in mind-boggling delirium at your intemperate antics.

 

 

Your Scent is Perfectly Balanced and Aromatic.
You have planets evenly dispersed throughout the modalities.  Fixed energy - steady, firm, regular – just like we wish our bowels would be; cardinal energy – self-starting, busy, pushy energy – too restless for real long term work, but great for enthusiasm and starting up; and mutable energy – flexible, adaptable, a real good worker bee.  With these energies balanced in your chart, you are the perfect person.  Everyone wants you!  You have a nice balance of steadiness and solidity for long term relationships, enough aggression to pick up a hot, steamy piece of meat, and some nice flexibility for all those pretzel shapes and eccentric ideas a person may wish to investigate during a night of steamy lovemaking.

 

THE SIGN ON THE ASCENDANT:  Your Animal Skin
The Ascendant in your chart, (otherwise known affectionately to this astrologer as “the Rising Sign”) is your own native animal skin you wear about your shoulders and through which you physically face the world.  It is the sign that was spreading out its earthly influence all over the horizon, opening its legs and scenting you with its own musky peculiarities when you were born.  This paints your personality with colorful symbols, richness and a certain vibratory chemistry.

 

 

 “Excuse me while I slip into someone more comfortable.” Unknown

 

Your Animal Skin is in Gemini.
What a talented devil you are!  So clever and innovative!  And that wit - how skillful!  Your favorite thing is to be talked into bed with witty and titillating innuendoes.  A well-worded bon mot can go a lot farther stimulating you, than the usual foreplay.  Sex is definitely a mental affair.  You are flexible and open-minded and sometimes, secretly, will happily accede to “the more the merrier”.  You are bored easily, so make sure the partners you choose are imaginative and mentally stimulating while you frolic and crow underneath the crispy sheets.

 

The End and The Beginning
Well, you’re all done now!  And how do you feel?  Why don’t you do a spot check?  First, check your breathing rate.  It should be relaxed and very warm.  How does your brain feel?  Is it a bit tweaked?  How about your beating heart?  Put your hand there for a moment and make it warm with your mind.  Do your armpits smell musky, like pine?  What’s going on in your shady nether regions?

 

Now go pour all the rosy red love in your heart into someone else’s heart area for five minutes, at least once a day.  Keep it a secret – no telling!  A stranger or a friend - pick one.  Do it as a visualization and then forget about it.  Do it for a month and watch how your body and your life heat up dramatically and sweetly, overflowing like a frothy rosy wave.   You will be licking your lips happily all the merry day and your eyes will shine with otherworldly light.   People will want to touch you and you will want to touch others…

 

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