by Astrolabe Inc.
by Ray White
® Astrolabe Inc. 2001
Planet Sign Longitude Declination
q Sun is in d Gemini 16` 47' 58" +22` 47' 00"
w Moon is in g Leo 25` 26' 15" +14` 56' 00"
e Mercury is in f Cancer 5` 05' 05" +23` 08' 00"
r Venus is in f Cancer 2` 55' 59" +24` 22' 00"
t Mars is in d Gemini 1` 44' 30" +20` 33' 00"
y Jupiter is in z Libra 0` 37' 25" + 1` 02' 00"
u Saturn is in z Libra 3` 00' 07" + 1` 06' 00"
i Uranus is in x Scorpio 27` 18' 45" -19` 21' 00"
o Neptune is in c Sagittarius 23` 40' 18" -21` 56' 00"
p Pluto is in z Libra 21` 41' 32" + 7` 45' 00"
l N. Node is in g Leo 4` 10' 02" +19` 13' 00"
$ Chiron is in s Taurus 19` 58' 37" +15` 39' 00"
q Sun is S Opposite o Neptune The orb is 6` 52'
q Sun is F Trine p Pluto The orb is 4` 54'
w Moon is D Square i Uranus The orb is 1` 52'
w Moon is F Trine o Neptune The orb is 1` 46'
w Moon is G Sextile p Pluto The orb is 3` 45'
w Moon is D Square $ Chiron The orb is 5` 28'
e Mercury is A Conjunct r Venus The orb is 2` 09'
e Mercury is D Square y Jupiter The orb is 4` 28'
e Mercury is D Square u Saturn The orb is 2` 05'
e Mercury is C Semisextile l N. Node The orb
is 0` 55'
e Mercury is Z Semisquare $ Chiron The
orb is 0` 06'
r Venus is C Semisextile t Mars The
orb is 1` 11'
r Venus is D Square y Jupiter The orb is 2` 19'
r Venus is D Square u Saturn The orb is 0` 04'
r Venus is C Semisextile l N. Node The orb
is 1` 14'
t Mars is F Trine y Jupiter The orb is 1` 07'
t Mars is F Trine u Saturn The orb is 1` 16'
t Mars is S Opposite i Uranus The orb is 4` 26'
t Mars is G Sextile l N. Node The orb is 2` 26'
y Jupiter is A Conjunct u Saturn The orb is 2` 23'
y Jupiter is G Sextile i Uranus The orb is 3` 19'
y Jupiter is G Sextile l N. Node The orb is 3` 33'
u Saturn is G Sextile l N. Node The orb is 1` 10'
u Saturn is X Sesquiquadrate $ Chiron The
orb is 1` 58'
o Neptune is G Sextile p Pluto The orb is 1` 59'
p Pluto is V Quincunx $ Chiron The orb is 1` 43'
Fire : wol Total = 3
Weighted Score = 5
Earth : $ Total = 1
Weighted Score = 0
Air : qtyup Total = 5
Weighted Score = 8
Water : eri Total = 3
Weighted Score = 5
Emphasis in Modes
Cardinal : eryup Total = 5 Weighted Score = 7
Fixed : wil$ Total = 4
Weighted Score = 5
Mutable : qto Total = 3
Weighted Score = 6
Sun = 3 Moon = 3 Mercury = 2 Venus = 2
Mars = 2 Jupiter = 1 Saturn = 1 Uranus = 1
Neptune = 1 Pluto = 1 N.
Node = 1 Chiron = 0
If you are looking for a romantic, lovey-dovey astrology report, you won’t
find it within these pages. Please keep
in mind all of the kinky, spirited and feisty remarks you will read are only
intended in the spirit of fun, and are only suggestions for ways to play and
perhaps challenge your boundaries. Feel
free to happily ignore all wet and salacious remarks that do not apply.]
lies the Gate to your Sexual Self
Its scent is musky and its feel is moist.
Its song is sweet and trembling, feverish and blinding, dark and
tormenting, frigid and cold. If you read
things here that furrow your brow, causing a crease that looks remarkably like
a little man in a boat, this is a sign from the gods that you are about to
learn something momentous! Brace your
buttocks in your chair! Should you not
be in the mood to knock on the limbic door of your inner brain, quickly shut
this report! No one need ever know…
The Building Blocks Of
You don’t have too many planets in the earth signs in your chart (Virgo,
Taurus, and/or Capricorn). Without much
earth, you can be ungrounded and impractical, lacking in that most wondrous
commodity; common sense. Nevertheless,
your devil-may-care attitude regarding sexual engagements and adventures is to
be seen, heard, and felt! A vibrating
string on a musical instrument, you can be like quicksilver. You either float off into the ether and never
have an actual sexual consummation, or innocently take foolish risks, perhaps
ending up with a leather mask placed over your head, a ball gag in your mouth,
and bound to a post. You are fun and
stimulating, and will have your lover screaming in mind-boggling delirium at
your intemperate antics.
Your Scent is
Perfectly Balanced and Aromatic.
You have planets evenly dispersed throughout the modalities. Fixed energy - steady, firm, regular – just
like we wish our bowels would be; cardinal energy – self-starting, busy, pushy
energy – too restless for real long term work, but great for enthusiasm and
starting up; and mutable energy – flexible, adaptable, a real good worker
bee. With these energies balanced in
your chart, you are the perfect person.
Everyone wants you! You have a
nice balance of steadiness and solidity for long term relationships, enough
aggression to pick up a hot, steamy piece of meat, and some nice flexibility
for all those pretzel shapes and eccentric ideas a person may wish to
investigate during a night of steamy lovemaking.
THE SIGN ON THE
ASCENDANT: Your Animal Skin
The Ascendant in your chart, (otherwise known affectionately to this
astrologer as “the Rising Sign”) is your own native animal skin you wear about
your shoulders and through which you physically face the world. It is the sign that was spreading out its
earthly influence all over the horizon, opening its legs and scenting you with
its own musky peculiarities when you were born.
This paints your personality with colorful symbols, richness and a certain
“Excuse me while I slip into someone more
Your Animal Skin is
What a talented devil you are! So clever
and innovative! And that wit - how
skillful! Your favorite thing is to be
talked into bed with witty and titillating innuendoes. A well-worded bon mot can go a lot farther
stimulating you, than the usual foreplay.
Sex is definitely a mental affair.
You are flexible and open-minded and sometimes, secretly, will happily
accede to “the more the merrier”. You
are bored easily, so make sure the partners you choose are imaginative and
mentally stimulating while you frolic and crow underneath the crispy sheets.
and The Beginning
Well, you’re all done now! And how do
you feel? Why don’t you do a spot
check? First, check your breathing
rate. It should be relaxed and very
warm. How does your brain feel? Is it a bit tweaked? How about your beating heart? Put your hand there for a moment and make it
warm with your mind. Do your armpits
smell musky, like pine? What’s going on
in your shady nether regions?
Now go pour all the rosy
red love in your heart into someone else’s heart area for five minutes, at
least once a day. Keep it a secret – no
telling! A stranger or a friend - pick
one. Do it as a visualization and then
forget about it. Do it for a month and
watch how your body and your life heat up dramatically and sweetly, overflowing
like a frothy rosy wave. You will be
licking your lips happily all the merry day and your eyes will shine with
otherworldly light. People will want to
touch you and you will want to touch others…
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